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Post by Sir Black Fox on Sept 1, 2005 15:03:43 GMT -5
There's a feeling at MDRF that blue monkeys have invaded some of the ale stands. These monkeys have been dropping bad acid (LSD) into certain kegs of cider making people "drunk" faster.
It's been reported that after drinking enough cider, a side-effect is caused wherein the blue monkeys become visible to the naked eye.
If you drink a lot of cider and see the blue monkeys, it means you've drunk enough cider for one day and you must stop. . . if you continue, the blue monkeys will take you to their secret lair and turn you into. . .
a MUNDANE! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh run for your very life!
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Post by Annabelle on Sept 1, 2005 15:06:07 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Post by Amras on Sept 1, 2005 15:48:05 GMT -5
Make the bad monkey go away......
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Post by Sir Black Fox on Sept 1, 2005 16:05:49 GMT -5
perhaps I should write more about the blue monkeys in the new story board!
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Post by Amras on Sept 1, 2005 16:14:02 GMT -5
...as if those darned flyin' devil monkeys from OZ have'nt invaded my nachtmares enough, now their evil blue cousins are screwin' with our cider...
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Post by Annabelle on Sept 1, 2005 17:19:31 GMT -5
Amras, just don't let my hubby see that avatar..he has a thing about rabid squirrels.
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Post by Amras on Sept 2, 2005 7:37:30 GMT -5
Don't worry, lass, he's not rabid, just coiffure-challenged.
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Post by pyllgrum on Sept 2, 2005 14:32:03 GMT -5
H'mmmm ... Blue Monkeys, Blue Privees...
Coincidence?
I think not!!!!
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Post by Denise on Sept 2, 2005 16:37:35 GMT -5
Amras -
You DO NOT have that lamp in your house!!! Sorry folks - this is off topic but I just could not hold back when I saw that lamp.
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Post by Sir Black Fox on Sept 2, 2005 16:39:06 GMT -5
Amras - You DO NOT have that lamp in your house!!! Sorry folks - this is off topic but I just could not hold back when I saw that lamp. That's what scared me, Denise. . . . but if you talk it up too much, he'll bring it on the cruise.
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Post by Denise on Sept 2, 2005 16:48:59 GMT -5
YIKES!!!
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Post by Annabelle on Sept 2, 2005 17:01:19 GMT -5
What is all this talk about a cruise I keep hearing?
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Dash Rippington
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Post by Dash Rippington on Sept 2, 2005 17:45:41 GMT -5
should information of this cruise be diuscussed in this topic of rumour??? or will it take place in the fact thread??? Hummmmmmmm! Inquiring minds want to know.
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Post by jubilee on Sept 2, 2005 18:49:08 GMT -5
Amras - You DO NOT have that lamp in your house!!! Sorry folks - this is off topic but I just could not hold back when I saw that lamp. Isn't it a bit early for that lamp to come out anyways? I always think of it as a Christmas thing for some reason..... ;D
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Post by Amras on Sept 7, 2005 9:21:20 GMT -5
Its in the basement, in its genuine wooden shipping crate...it will be placed in my front window the day after Thanksgiving, lit nightly, and not taken down until January 6th. Hmmm, taking it on the cruise...must admit I hadnt considered that...good idea worth thinking about... And, since I'm not a merchant, just a guy who likes presenting facts when they're asked for...go to the link below for cruise info...may be full by now, though. www.scottishmayhem.com
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