If tomorrow never came
Now wouldn't it just be a shame
Mowing grass, choppin' weeds
Spreadin' manure, sewing seads
It'd be too dad-blamed tame!
If tomorrow never came
It just wouln't be the same
Cleanin' gutters, washin' the truck
Edge the driveway? Who gives a puck?
Oh, its just so fargin' lame!
So get the dawgs outta the pen
To Revel Grove we'll go and then
Mac n cheese on a stick
Fordham Hardcore'll do the trick
By gum, the sun just rose again!!
~Amras "Conway Twitty is my Hero" Elfwine